• Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

  • Jul 02 21:38 with 213,920 notes

    churchvan:

    if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

    Jul 01 22:04 with 152,733 notes
    Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.
    ― my english teacher (via msndobrev)

    (Source: snorlaxatives)


    Jul 01 22:04 with 285,514 notes

    straightboymamoru:

    if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

    (Source: transboymamoru)

    Jun 29 22:40 with 169,447 notes

    spermbanker:

    missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb 

    Jun 29 22:39 with 341,236 notes

    meladoodle:

    rodneykong:

    if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

    yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

    Jun 29 22:27 with 540,812 notes

    hatredly:

    if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.

    Jun 28 20:41 with 82,285 notes
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